5.07 Fool For Love

Buffy: I can't believe I passed out. Do you think I'm a total wuss now?
Riley: Oh, yeah. I like a girl who can play a few hard sets of tennis with a major stab wound.
Buffy: You said it wasn't that bad.
Riley: I said I've seen worse. There's a difference.
Buffy: Well, at least no major organs got kebabed.
Riley: I still think you need to see a real doctor.
Buffy: That would put me in a real hospital which would get my real mom real freaked out. I can't do it. Don't worry. Accelerated healing powers come with the Slayer package. And the boyfriend who comes complete with combat medical training? That's just a Buffy Summers bonus.

Riley: So tell me about the bad guy- or guys. What do you think they were?
Buffy: Vampire.
Riley: How many?
Buffy: One.
Riley: So... what? He was like a super-vampire or something?
Buffy: No, he was the regular kind. He just beat me.
Riley: That ever happen before?
Buffy: I'm in the best physical shape of my life. I mean, if you're asking how it happened, I don't-

Buffy: Dawn!
Dawn: Sorry to interrupt the sex-capades. I just wanted to tell you that Mom's coming.